What movies have not aged well?

Live and Let Die

Dr No

Moonraker

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

You Only Live Twice

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-J W Pepper

-”Ah so!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-”She is very sexyful!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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Diamonds Are Forever

Octopussy

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

A View to a Kill

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

From Russia With Love

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Unde non omnis quia ut et magni ea.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Goldfinger

-All the bad guys are black.

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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